The Darkness of the forest

Me and my friends had a deal. They'd give me a deck, because they have finished at an academy, and they created a new deck. But I had to do something in order to get it. Something out of the ordinary.

They said a random point - and I said okay, and never expected me to do it.

And that point, was to get a picture/video of myself kissing Dark Magician Girl. Hmm... I wander where I'd find one of those.

Gosh... I dunno... Well it aint me.

Now.. what the bleeding hell is that shadow?

I'll tell ya if I can get a picture of me kissing you.

You aren't gonna really... not let me win - are ya?

No. Now... I got my phone...

Tell me about that Shadow thing first.

Fine.

That shadow - is really a corpse. I got no deck, because I competed in tournaments. And... I used unoficial dueling methods... What is known as a "unfriendly duel".

It means... that you duel in what is named "suburbs of hell". Some people claim Vampire's breed there...

When you loose... you loose your body, and get turned into a "shadow" or a "ghost", more commonly formed into nothing - ash.

It kills people - but win or loose, I was never taken. Believe it or not, but Vampire's don't get let off, nor do humans. Demons, as they are called, do.
I am not classed, so I pass.

That "shadow" is of higher class - winning, but lost. Some of the higher one's can do much more than the basic. Normal people cannot see "ghosts" but "shadow"'s are slightly visible. Your imigination, some would say.

By the way, I can tell you that specific one is trying to form into a form that can kill us. Not too important note...

When I say "us"... I really mean......

Eat you, and then gets away from me. It is turning into a form more commonly know as a "zombie". And if it means anything, there is much more than 1.

Rough estimate of about... umm... 23. And they don't die very easily. You can run - go west *points in a direction* that way. There aren't any "zombies" in that direction. Would you mind holding my coat *slips off coat* I don't want it to get dirty...

Sure why not - I live to hold stuff. God. Why can't your coat get dirty? I get my... well... these clothes... dirty... and it doesn't bother me.

Look - I realise your extremley hot and everything... but it wouldn't hurt to hold my bloody coat! *chucks coat at her*

Bloody hell... you now how to treat a ... well... not exactly human... but person fits. *coat falls on head*

Bye! *runs at full speed away as fast as really you can with a coat on your head, changing it to wearing it*

Time to die you god dam things!

*shoots claw from wrist* aaaaaah!

*runs forward, and stabs the first one, and pushes it against a tree. Kicks the next one is the face, and cuts off its head. The first one gets back up, so I stab it, and slash off its hand. A 3rd one leapt at me, and I stabbed it, produced my blade, and cut off its arms. Withdrawing the blade, I produced a Bazuka/Machine gun, and balanced it on my shoulders*

Hmm... I got a gun... I wander whose gonna win now...

*fires the Machine gun firing action bazuka at the remaining 20 with the bullets designed to kill un-holy creatures. 1 appeared behind me, and hit my nose, I turned round and stabbed it with the claw.*

Yeah... *withdrew the blade, and walked away*

Important issue... Where did she run with my coat... *scrapes blood off of nose*

Bloody hell - she runs off, not only does she run off leaving me to fight them all, but she runs off with my coat. Bloody hell... Now I gotta get another freaking one. *bangs a tree, and the tree falls over*

Crap.

*a zombie gets back up*

What ya want a freaking piece of me? *stabs it*

Dam it!